warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: cloudamie, via succeeding)

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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(via fakecondom)

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

(Source: deadlustre, via fake-mermaid)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via retiredjesus)

spodermen:

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

(Source: arcadine, via blowoffs)

geeknip:

godlegos:

godlegos:

I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE WRONG THING WHEN EDITING A GIF OF A SLOTH AND IT’S FLASHING WHITE BETWEEN THE FRAMES

IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE

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WEEPING SLOTH

DON’T BLINK

BLINK AND AT SOME POINT YOU WILL DIE

THEY ARE SLOW. SLOWER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.

(via cherprayers)

legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

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(via heyfunniest)

ymcgay:

U KNOW WHAT I LOVE?

ART!

U KNOW WHAT IM BAD AT?

art

(via joshpeck)

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

(via recharges)